September 2023 -

32 Crochet Memes for Chaotic People

by strommercrafts / September 21, 2023

Are you a chaotic person? Do you love crochet? How about memes? Well all of your wildest fantasies are about to come true, because today I have 32 crochet memes for chaotic people.

Every one of these memes has been created by yours truly, and I hope they give you a big dose of relatable humor.

Enjoy 🙂

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Me, every time someone asks me what I’m “knitting.” IT’S CROCHET!

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Why can’t it be free!? Just kidding, I understand why people sell their crochet patterns…but STILL.

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There’s a reason I’m quietly crocheting, I’m literally reciting the crochet pattern almost constantly lol. Gotta stay in the zone.

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Maybe not every day, but I can’t tell you how many times I’ve started a crochet pattern just to get bored or too frustrated and quit. But then I see another pattern and rinse and repeat.

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This is truly a chaotic crochet method. You ever get so far into a pattern, and you don’t have the correct number of stitches anymore because you were too lazy to put in your stitch markers? Well I have, and I’ve also said heck with it and kept going. It’ll work out, right?

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Frantically searching for the starting strand of your new yarn skein may be chaotic in itself, but I’m SICK OF DOING IT. Those easy start tags should be on every skein or ball of yarn, change my mind.

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For real though, people who post awesome crochet patterns for free are the real MVP’s.

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Do you like dark souls and crochet? Here’s a crochet dark souls accent pillow I made a while back. I still laugh when I see it!

Crocheting is how I feel better, what about you? Forget the work, stress, and anxieties of the day with a little yarn therapy!

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No, no I will not take a break. I want my blanket finished NOW.

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I can’t be the only one, right? This crochet meme really speaks to me! But once you figure out how to read one, they are like total game changers.

Plus they’re great if you are looking for a pattern that’s only in a different language (I’m looking at all you Russian doily makers out there, those crochet doilies are 🔥)

Speaking of doilies, check out my list of beautifully gothic crochet doilies in this post. They’re black AND lacy AND awesome.

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It’s true, I feel amazing once that crochet blanket I’ve worked on tirelessly gets long enough to cover my legs. It feels like I’ve actually done something for once lol.

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This one is for my fellow crochet pattern creators. I’m not the best at math, and it’s weird because I’ll just go and start making whatever because I feel impatient, but in reality it would really save me time if I would just sit down and do the math!

Although to be fair, my children often distract me and I have to redo A LOT.

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Crochet is my LIFE. Or at least a favorite hobby of mine lol. What about you? Without crochet are you nothing??

Crochet and frogs…what a great combination. You can enjoy the same combination with this fun crochet frog bucket hat pattern.

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Seriously! Sometimes that yarn looks so nice too. Then you start to crochet with it and your hook will grab only a few of the strands instead of all of them..so frustrating! OR when you inevitably make a mistake and need to frog your work and the freakin yarn twists on itself and makes knots.

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I will never make one of these again lol. If you don’t know what this blanket it is, just a quick Google search will show you this long and complex crochet blanket. I did learn a lot of interesting stitches doing it though.

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Literally me. When I think, I just start getting sad and mad…good thing there’s crochet! Crocheting just melts all those bad thoughts away. Can’t be sad when you don’t have time to think about it.

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Okay I used to be this way, but I’ve learned to do a magic ring or a magic circle, whatever you want to call it.

It’s really difficult to learn at first (at least I thought it was), so I opted for the good ol’ chain 2 and crocheting into the first chain.

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Man, I hate when this happens. I’m chugging along and I crochet a couple of rows, only to find that when I lay it down to admire my work, I made a mistake hours ago. Sometimes I contemplate whether I should just keep going, frog it and fix it, or give up on the whole thing.

I guess I should count my stitches each row…but I also DON’T WANT TO. It’s quite the predicament.

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Sometimes it just makes more sense to buy a blanket for 20 bucks at the store than it is to spend 50 dollars on yarn to crochet a blanket that may or may not get done this year. When I actually do the math, sometimes it makes me sad.

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Or have I???

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In case anyone needs ideas on what to get me for Christmas 🙂

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I can’t be the only one can I? A lot of crochet ideas and patterns have gone unfinished during my time. Or many of them got played with and lost (looking at you kids!).

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This is truly a chaotic crochet meme! Just go in there and get what you want boo! Rent can wait.

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Sorry, it’s not my fault, the snail told me to do it. This is what I say to myself as I add my new skein to my 5,000 other skeins.

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Honestly, this happens so often that I either only crochet when they’re asleep, or I have to use a stitch marker every 25 stitches lol!

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This is more specific to me, as this was literally what inspired me to get into crochet. Of course beginner me wanted to crochet and AMIGURUMI project that was mostly in BLACK. Needless to say, it turn out to be an abomination.

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Is this true for you? It used to be for me! It’s actually not too bad when you’re used to it. If you need help, check out my tips for crocheting with black yarn.